For all intents and purposes (intensive purposes - HAHA), I am a very straight person. I never fantasize about girls, I never watch lesbian porn, I never feel the slightest bit inclined to kiss a girl or see her naked or any any any any thing at all. But Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman is the stuff my dreams are made of. I want to be Natalie Portman. I want to be with Natalie Portman. I want to stare at Natalie Portman all day. I want to be Natalie Portman's baby. I want to be Natalie Portman's dog. I want Natalie Portman to rub my tummy and tell me I am a good girl.
i admire her. i mean.. she wrote papers! and they were published!
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