Anus

I went out with this Polish guy one time, and he was really nice. We went to one of the business people bars near Bank and he asked me what drink I would like to have. I said a Margarita (BONUS: I knew and briefly lived on a street called Margarita Place. Unfortunately back then I was much too young to know that I really like margaritas), and he went off. He came back a few minutes later all apologetic and asked if I had a second choice, so I said a Long Island Iced Tea and he went and got it and came back with a sob story on how the bartender didn't know what a Margarita was and he told him he was on a really important date and had to get it, hehe. We got on really well and yadda yadda and stuff and texted each other and stuff and one day! As a joke! I said something something 'anus' on his FB wall (his name is Eastern European and contains the word anus) and he just totally flipped out and never talked to me again. Oh welllllllllllll.